Holi Funny Message

Holi Funny & Naughty Message 

Holi se ek din pehle
Purane Jute,
Sabse Purani Shirt,
Jeans ya Kurta Paijama ko
Ghar me badhi ijaat ke sath dekha jata hai ..!!

Niklo galiyo me bana kar toli
bhiga do aaj har ek ki jholi
koi muskara de to use gale laga lo
warna nikal lo, Laga ke rang keh ke HAPPY HOLI!!

Wives are like the colours of Holi.
In the beginning, they look good but eventually they turn black and are hardly pleasant.
Happy Holi!

Meanwhile somewhere in China, a gentleman by the name 'Ho Li' is still confused why billions of Indians want him to be Happy.

Na zuban se,

Na nigaho se,

Na dimag se,

Na rango se,

Na Greeting se,

Na Gifts se,

Direct dil se *AAP* ko;

"HAPPY HOLY"

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai

Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

Teri pasand ke her rang se,
khud ko rung lungi,
Aur fir udas ho jaungi ki,
tu sath kyo nahi mere..!!
HAPPY HOLI.. MISS YOU

Bazar ke rang se
Mujhe rangne ki jarurat nahi..!!!

Teri yaad aate hi
Ye chehra gulabi ho jata hai..!!
HAPPY HOLI

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,

kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.